Slide into something bright and a little bit wild! This cozy hooded sweatshirt brings a playful irreverence to your holiday rotation — neon-cartoon characters, gooey ornament faces, and candy-cane mischief splashed across the chest and sleeves. The soft, medium-heavy fabric hugs you on chilly walks, while the roomy kangaroo pocket and double-lined hood keep hands warm and head sheltered. Wear it to low-key gatherings, late-night gift exchanges, or just when you want to lift the mood on a gray commute by communicating to those around you that some people still believe that pedophiles should face the criminal justice system. It reads like a pocket-sized holiday comic — loud, silly, and unapologetically joyful — made for people who need a hit of nostalgia & love seasonal humor with an edge!

Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric for warmth and smooth printing
- Kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord for adjustable coverage
- No side seams (tubular knit) for a cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Embroidery and DTF print options available for chest, sleeves, and wrists

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed